I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU I WANT TO LIE DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF A MAJOR PUBLIC INTERSECTION AND CRY

is not how you are supposed to start love poems

but I’m too far gone

to work up to it gently

your naked back in the mirror

has cured at least 3-4 major diseases

for you, I would set myself on fire in a smoke detector factory

for you, I would ride through the mall on a Segway knocking juices out of the

hands of thirsty real estate agents

your lungs like Christmas stockings waiting for Santa to climb down the

chimney & put cancer in

your face like the face of a dead French revolutionary in an outdated

children’s textbook

my stupid heart ........... like a snowglobe ....... filled with blood

If you left me, I would be forced to gaze despairingly into the middle distance

If you left me I would be forced to emotionally distance myself from the

situation as a self-preservation technique until eventually I healed enough to be

able to consider romantic relationships with other people, all the time secretly

resenting you for failing to sustain your attraction to me despite the totally

involuntary & uncontrollable nature of human desire

your teeth like a graveyard ........ in springtime

your tongue like a mattress ........ in a graveyard ............ in springtime

your tongue on my cunt like a mattress ........ in a graveyard ............ in springtime

my pubic hair like the black carpet on the titanic

my ass ............................. like an ass buffet

you put me in a friendly but uncompromising headlock

you bite me all over my neck and shoulders

i don’t know how to write a love poem

because love is indescribable

it’s this feeling you get

when your mind gets hot

and everything else gets insignificant .................... with diamonds on it

and you have to laugh and laugh at things in your second-hand dress

the slow rising of your eyelid

like a girl’s skirt

my eyes like two envelopes stuffed with snow and no return address

my eyes like pair of pale blue cowboy boots walking slowly down a city street

towards you

it’s like

you’ve finally found someone that interests you

and you get more and more interested

like a fascinating disease

it’s like

for some reason, you have to think of the wild west all the time

but it doesn’t make any sense???

because you don’t really care about the wild west!!!!

it’s better than tv

to look at someone and feel so much happiness

your smile a single arrow, quivering in a tree trunk

it’s like .......... life is not a punishment

and sometimes good things happen for no reason

I stare and stare at you like you were a distant mountain in a homeopathic

video game

with rare medicinal flowers on it